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Hello, I am CritCrab. On this channel I retell the best TRPG and Dungeons and Dragons stories the internet has to offer.
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Cringey RPer Repeatedly Fails to Romance OP (Or Anyone Else)
Просмотров 101 тыс.Месяц назад
Go to www.expressvpn.com/critcrab and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! Thanks to u/CitizenCain1 on r/critcrab and anon via email for the stories! Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit MERCH! teespring.com/stores/...
Overpowered DMPC Controls The Party, Violence Ensues
Просмотров 202 тыс.2 месяца назад
Check out these awesome D&D maps! www.patreon.com/czepeku Thanks to u/RaikuKawisa on r/critcrab and snarkycyst via critcrabsubmissions@gmail.com Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit MERCH! teespring.com/stores/critcrabs-hoard 0:00 I...
Obsessive DM Forces Pregnancy On Player, Backfires Horribly...
Просмотров 231 тыс.3 месяца назад
One of the most mond boggling stories I've ever had the mispleasure of reading out loud. Thanks to u/PurpleInkcap for sharing! Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit MERCH! teespring.com/stores/critcrabs-hoard Thanks to @CritCrab for ...
DM Ruins Game With Terrible Homebrew
Просмотров 223 тыс.4 месяца назад
While you're here, check out this TTRPG TAINTED GRAIL! ⬇️ gamefound.com/en/projects/studio-agate/tainted-grail-ttrpg?ref=creator This story was submitted via email at critcrabsubmissions@gmail.com! Uncredited per request. Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twi...
DM Repeatedly Fails To Get Party To Kill Themselves
Просмотров 187 тыс.4 месяца назад
Look at this cool game is also free! ⬇️ allsha.re/a/uoG4gkufmMH discord.gg/RSCEfdqkD7 Thanks to u/Skrighk, u/Salt-Lobster4216, and u/Bra1n1acs for sharing! Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit MERCH! teespring.com/stores/critcrabs-h...
The 7 Stages Of A D&D Player
Просмотров 529 тыс.6 месяцев назад
These are the seven stages of a D&D Player! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ 0:00 Stage 1: Beginner 01:15 Stage 2: Learner 02:19 Stage 3: Play Style 03:10 Stage 4: Overconfidence 05:13 Stage 5: Finding Out 07:26 Stage 6: Enlightenment 08:17 Stage 7: The Long Haul 10:40 Lawful Evil Ending 11:40 Lawful Good Ending 12:19 Chaotic Evil Ending 1...
Edgelord With A God Complex Blows Up D&D Game
Просмотров 367 тыс.7 месяцев назад
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Weird Anime Guy When He Learns Actions Have Consequences:
Просмотров 294 тыс.7 месяцев назад
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Drunk Creep Inflicts His Fetishes On His D&D Group
Просмотров 192 тыс.8 месяцев назад
The Witchsong calls for miniatures!! Code CRITCRAB90 At checkout gets you 90% off!!! www.myminifactory.com/users/witchsongminiatures Thanks to the crabby u/RitzPuddin and an anonymous email submitter for the stories! Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter!...
DM Rips Off Star Wars
Просмотров 104 тыс.8 месяцев назад
D&D In VR, epic and 10% off! store.steampowered.com/app/1710740/Dungeon_Full_Dive/?Crit_Crab Thanks to the crabulous contributors of today's stories! u/deleted and the fabulous u/Xanderthegriffin Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit...
Player Uses DMs Terrible Rules Against Him
Просмотров 427 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Support the Enchanted Emporiums on Kickstarter! ⬇️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/eventyrgames/wanderers-guide-to-enchanted-emporiums?ref=5wjgdc thanks to u/throw-away-91893839 for sharing the story Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCri...
Mary Sue Throws Fit When Her Character Dies
Просмотров 341 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Most toxic mary sue I've ever seen of all time. Second character death story in a row baby. Check out CURSE OF THE USURPER! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tombguardians/curse-of-the-usurper-rpg-5e-0?ref=950qmc thanks to u/Just-okay-13 for the story! Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3ow...
Annoying Edgelord Cries When His D&D Character Dies
Просмотров 712 тыс.10 месяцев назад
The edgiest, cringiest, craziest video I've made all year. Enjoy the tale of Malus Darkblad- I mean, Malus Creed. Support our sponsor! www.kickstarter.com/projects/629392242/rpg-storymaker-a-tool-for-your-ttrpg-scenarios?ref=project_build the story was emailed to me, no link. Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.ne...
Man Thinks He's The "Main Character". Faces The Consequences.
Просмотров 462 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Main character syndrome, amirite? Check out Guillmans Guide to Speed! www.kickstarter.com/projects/onlycrits/guillmans-guide-to-speed?ref=2ci8gy Join the Discord! discord.gg/qYtbm2y Submit Your Story! www.reddit.com/r/CritCrab/ join the CRUSTACEAN LEGION ruclips.net/channel/UCSIvTcuNzmGlGBQ3owdMZ1Qjoin Follow me on Twitter! CrabCrit MERCH! teespring.com/stores/critcrabs-hoard Intro ...
Vinny has all the aura that ever existed upon this earth.
People....for the lov of god if the DM does something you definitely dont want to happen or are uncomfortable with voice yoyr opinion or just leave the table,if you get 1 red flag there are multiple to come
It's not alt right It's full fascist
Sessions don't have to be perfect! Sometimes fails and mess ups can be hilarious and even turn into something fun!
I love to imagine that whenever OP's (story 2) character walks into a room, "Spoonman" by Soundgarden plays until he leaves.
Wait holy shit I've never heard of this before. Looks like im gonna figure out how to use 4chan now 🍑🥵
Oh my god I’ve read the book series and it was amazing! I would highly recommend it
"Can i intrest you in Racism" is a crazy way to start a video
You dont need to convince us of how bad the catgirl act was. It's a human unironically pretending to be a felid. It's dumb by definition.
FREAKY IN DUNGEON!!!
Chaotic neutral here, I enjoy DnD, its really just that changing one or two rules really can make something really good work or give some variation, I already played other tabletops, but I just like dnd more, how the system works, for me its better and easier to fix the 1 or 2 things I don't like in dnd than look for a whole new system, it can be hard sometimes making a good homebrew, but I try my best I'm mostly a player, but sometimes I take to DM and I'm a very heavy focused Storyteller type of DM, to me the story is the main thing and the players are the protagonists of that story, their decisions affect the story and the story affect them back too, I'm right now DMing a campaign inspired in Japan, they finished the first part, the introduction (3 out of the 5 died lol, but was a good boss battle), they liked this first shot of the campaign and are excited for the next, they find very interesting the way I DM because most of them are used to DMs that focus more on what the players want or DMs who focus more on what they want, so having a DM that focus more on what the story is about and the message was a very interesting change of air for them, I sometimes allow some of them to bring some homebrews or change some stuff to make the game more fun, I always try to make it kinda balanced tho, I had to ban the whole artificer class once because someone was trying to break the table with it, kept denying it and after saying no and complaining a lot, would find a new way to break the table with the class, I may be an old player, but I'm new at DMing, it was my first time DMing dnd and 3rd as a DM overall, to me the rules of the books are the base, but as a DM I have the last word so I always tell them that if I change a rule, it's that way, if I don't change a rule, it's as written in the book, I try to make things fair most of the times and only bend the rules sometimes for story purposes (who never did it as DM), overall I usually have more problems dealing with players that don't take no as an answer, they are stubborn and I get angry pretty easily so the result is not the nicest, so I try my best to solve things talking instead of using authority, I just wish it was easier to deal with some players Well, I just really like DnD and wish I could play more often, the problem is finding a DM who actually do more than 2 sessions
Great friend, so hilarious.
I always felt dmpcs should either be there to cover a weakness in the party, like filling in as a healer if needed or a tank, or provide information if everyone failed an important check for plot. Basically, helpful but not overpowered
This…just keeps getting worse to read
No, this isn't just "different play styles." There's something more. If that was it, he'd have left a long time ago.
First, it's so good to see you, My Lord Crab. Second, "What a terrible day to have eyes" absolutely slayed me! Lmao
so much buildup and in the end, it was far tamer than what i thought would happen.
Maybe Ross was trying to emulate the "bear among the basketball players" effect. If you do not know what this means, a quick google search (SFW) suffices.
Therapist just casually goes "Oh it bothers you because you have a savior complex. It hits too close to home" like that isn't a bombshell breakthrough
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that a channer is acting like a real pos.
Alright I gotta say something. This "Edgy" situation is wild and I don't know how to really grapple with that one. Who knows what is really going on there. What I do want to know is what's with this whole "Edgelord" thing all the time? Somehow in D&D its ok to be some rascal rogue or blustery paladin or horny bard but it's always dive on the guy playing the "edgelord" character? I hear it come up in nearly all of these with the poster saying that one of the players is "That guy!" or that "edgelord" What's up with that? I mean all of these characters are cheesy fantasy archetypes right? Why is one better or worse than another? Same with someone having relationship fantasies watching a lifetime movie. You can laugh, and sometimes I'll admit that I do, but how is it more or less embarassing than pretending to be a fabled warrior in a mystical land when you really think about it? Maybe I just don't get it. All that is to say, why not let some poor kid get into his Batman with a sword fantasy! Maybe its the players playing these characters that are the real issue and not the archetype itself?
Do you know I'm not going to lie are they going to be kind of fun and hilarious to just dm with this guy just to see all the weird crazy shit he would try to make up throughout the whole entire game
That family is hateful.
King J. and the way he ran that channel is nearly identical to how politicians run our government. No one in power is ever guilty of anything, and if you try to bring their baggage to light, YOU’RE the problem and YOU deserve punishment
Fake and gay
Ross is a little awkward and a little cringe. OP is a raging asshole.
st. charlos in the thumbnail is not a good look for this DM
let's not forget that OPs tend to write it in their favour, so the odd parts sounds like he missed a couple of things in. regardless OP sounds kinda douchy
if the male charakter isnt immortal, then the half sibling relationship doesnt make sense. the woman is well over 100 years after all
gonna have to partially disagree with you on the moral ambivalent thing. like if a dm spends a lot of time and energy on places and people in a world and players are just like "HYUK HYUK IDC BOUT THAT DUDE" its pretty pointless and can be kind of frustrating. the concept you are putting forward is dependent on EVERYONE agreeing to that idea from the very beginning of the game. this hobby takes too much energy for people to play like inconsiderate jerks. f^ck the dm and the players in that one
would love to see the ending unfold as a secret recording xD
Last one the DM is the AH
I play a DMPC in my current campaign I’m running, I basically only help in combat and take the backseat for the majority of everything else. If they ever need a little help with what to do I try to help them in character, but other than that I’m just extra DPS to help in boss fights and heal players when they go down
I enjoy doing a self insert character when I DM, but the rule is simple, my insert won't fight for or against the party. More often then not, I'll resurrect one of my old characters as a quest giver, part of a quest, but my tried and tested favourite, is a merchant. From a barbarian trader, who loots wares from corpses of previous thieves, to the wealthy, affluent, youthful and naive trader, operating a buy now, pay later business model
18:46 The biggest twist in some of these stories is just realizing the Reddit OP was the one with a few missing chromosomes Edit 19:43: like come on 🤣🤣 didn’t happen that’s only something the person who created the stupid robot character would do
Huuuuuge props to the cleric for instead of quitting the campaign (9/10 times the correct move) he instead saw the unfair rules, saw the targeting and turned it completely against the DM showing just how flawed his campaign was
Reddit OP is so non confrontational that he lets this guy ruin years of his life and is subsequently assaulted by him. And we’re supposed to cheer. Ok!
I’m sorry I’m halfway through I’m out
none of these stories come across as even remotely realistic. and i dont know who chooses them but my god it seems every one of them have the EXACT SAME -ist and -phobe themes. its tiresome.
Im a feminist. Thats it. Thats all that needs to be said cause my actions should speak for me. Thats all he had to do, but no. He is a predator who uses "allyship" to find victims
Man, I'm not someone who particularly enjoys "AAVE", but "ain't" and "gotta" aren't even part of that, that's just general casual English.
Stage 5 : use race reborn for something that look like a second chance but with some reset 😅
Sry, but getting this involved into some creeps life and wasting your time to annoy him is kinda loser behavior on its own, call him out infront of everyone and then make him leave or dip, that's the only mental healthy move here. Imagine waiting for years to go to Disney land and then spending your energy on that trashbag instead on focusing on having fun. OP is toxic as fuck too, and apparently thrives on this. Or its all fake
“If you are a self published author, no you aren’t.”
At the end of the day....ITS A FUCKING GAME! Just play it how you want
6:48 ufff hahahaaaaa........ 9:20 hahahaaaaaaaa..... 14:48 hahahaaaa
Them: "He's wearing armor" Me as DM: "Roll for insight" - "You think you're wearing armor but deep within you know you're wearing a prison outfit like everyone else."
Hi, me and some friends made an entirely different dnd combat system and it went really well! (if anyone wants to know how it works reply.)
I would like to know.
@@stevenchen6788 Soooo combat takes place on a gride system. One side for enemies, one side for players. It ten
@@stevenchen6788 Combat takes place on a grid, which has a side for players and a side for enemies. it tends to be a 2x7. Enemies and players to NOT CROSS THE GRID. Players, once per turn, can move to any grid space on their side. This is used to dodge upcoming enemy attacks (which the party members know) and position to attack. Party members can attack once per turn. Party members start with 4 moves (entirely homebrew, although I can supply character concepts and moves), and for every level, you add another and upgrade the previous abilities. In order to cast spells and perform actions, you need energy. (A system that gets re-skinned for every campaign.) Basically, better abilties cost more, and cost can be used as a balancing agent. At the start of each turn you get 2 energy of any color (red for attacking, green for healing, purple for tactical support/extra cost.) When you hit an enemy, you get 1, and by standing on energy tiles at the start of your turn you can get one (tiles can have up to 2 effects on them. As mentioned before, players have a communal turn and can see upcoming attacks, and thus strategize with eachother together (making combat waits minimal.) In this system, you NEVER roll to hit, and you NEVER roll for damage. Combat is strategic, and this helps with kind of avoiding that HIT IT UNTIL IT DIES feeling. after the player turn, enemies will perform their actions (from left to right) and it will move to player's turn. Enemy moves are homebrewed, and which move is used is ditermined by dice roll. Basically, players strategize together (making downtime less constant) can see enemy attacks, (making it more strategic) there are no dice roles (making it more strategic) there is energy, and it is all mostly homebrew. (putting a lot of pressure on DM, unfortantly. It is very flexible, and tons of fun. Aside from revamped moves and equipment, character sheets are the same, and the game functions normally out of combat. Reply again for any questions.
Where's the "I've been a GM forever and I can't find a proper group to play in as a player, so I gave up on the whole thing" step?